gemself:

Tonight on ABC: A wet trash bag full of sand and a fragment of a song you can neither identify nor forget. (rerun)

gemself:

Tonight on ABC: A wet trash bag full of sand and a fragment of a song you can neither identify nor forget. (rerun)



officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

thwart me perry the platypus



ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you







serenity-fails:

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO TRAVALE! I am your secret santa, and I hope you enjoy this gift of Legolas and Gimli enjoying the winter weather! :D

serenity-fails:

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO TRAVALE! I am your secret santa, and I hope you enjoy this gift of Legolas and Gimli enjoying the winter weather! :D



cute couple activity: help each other pursue personal vendettas against ruthless serial killers



"

later that night
i held an atlas in my lap
ran my fingers across the whole world
and whispered
where does it hurt?


it answered
everywhere
everywhere
everywhere.


Warsan Shire (via castied)



officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

  • tumblr user officialheinzdoofenshmirtz isn’t cool
  • tumblr user officialheinzdoofenshmirtz isn’t awesome
  • tumblr user officialheinzdoofenshmirtz isn’t totally rad


officialperrytheplatypus:

cute, gender neutral things to call ur significant other !!! 

  • my nemesis
  • only lifelong enemy
  • perry the platypus
  • suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury
  • krrkkkrrr